Extrav writers fully exposed

Roger Hall

I Consider Whitehouse to be a true artist: slovenly, unpunctual. temperamental.

Steve may be well known, but at least my name's a household word—like toilet.

Whitehouse is a real professional: he has an Inherited ability to upstage.

I read one of Steve's scripts the other day and I haven't laughed so much for ages—the spelling!

Steve's scripts have been improving recently — how long is it he's had tv now?

When Whitehouse says he's written a script with me, it usually means MY jokes in HIS handwriting.

Since sex entered into his life Steve hasn't been able to contain himself.

To think he's getting PAID for those scripts for Extrav.

Stephen Whitehouse HALL'S a great believer in jokes: incompetent, inane, inadequate.

Rogers a real worrier. Mind you. when I read some of his material, I see he's got a point.

He's got a wonderful sense of timing: always there when the bank opens.

I like the simple way he expounds his themes; in fact, simple is the word I'd use about most of his stuff.

We've got Roger's old tv in our flat—have you noticed how his scripts have declined lately?

I hear Roger's dragging out that old James Stirling sketch for Extrav. He'll probably still be doing it when he's as bald as the person he's Impersonating. Next year, that is.

Roger must be the oldest bachelor at varsity; oldest desperate bachelor, that is

To think he's gelling PAID for those scripts for Extrav.

But we're really just good friends.