Vacancy

After listening to Graham I have been inspired to write the following.

Important Vacancy

A vacancy has arisen due to the incompetence of the present holder to carry out his duties as desired. The position is that of . . .

God.

The successful applicant will be required to administrate almost 3,000,000,000 employees and should be an egotistic and self glorifying individual.

He must at all times attempt to inhibit scientific progress, truth, and rational thought.

This position is one of great respect and commands a vast amount of wealth. Applications with testimonials should be addressed to,