Money is the Root of All Evil

"I 'came out' three times." she said as she simperingly sipped her tea from a bone china cup "When I got married I thought we would have to curtail our social activities but Jack and I decided to have only four children us we could go to more parties However, the instruction book was not illustrated so we weren't too successful. Eventually we solved that problem by sending them to an approved boarding school. Children are such a bore don't you think?!!!"