Once upon a time there was a girl called Little Red Riding Hood. One day when she was taking a basket of goodies to her Grandmother through the wood she met a nasty wolf, who asked her where she was going. She told him. The wolf went ahead and ate up Gradmother. When *Red Riding Hood got there she looked at her Granma in surprise. (Of course we know that it really wasn't her grandmother at all - don't we?) Said R.R.H. "What big eyes you have Granma?" (and as R.R.H's vocabulary was rather restricted (R.R.H means Red Riding Hood)) she repeated this about the cars, feet etc. until finally she said "Granma What big teeth you have" "All the better to eat you with" said the Wolf and jumped out of bed and ate her up.