Another Record Broken

In the first round of the Drinking Horn contest Otago beat Victoria and Canterbury beat Auckland. In the final Canterbury beat Otago in 20.4/5 sec. The Wikitorians however were not yet oiled, and in the contest for the wooden spooen they defeated A. U. C in the record time of 20sec. A challenge was immediately issued to Canterbury, and amid rousing hakas the horn winners were defeated in 20.1/5sec. So once again, Canterbury, we've proved that under favourable conditions we' ve got the goods.

A. R. A.