Salient. An Organ of Student Opinion at Victoria College, Wellington N.Z. Vol. 2, No. 18. September 20, 1939
My, how they fall for the military man
Who spreads out his chest like a Japanese fan:
And smothers his tunic with cart loads of medals
As big and as shiny as bicycle pedals.
Eaper Weaper, chimbley-sweeper,
Had a wife but couldn't keep her,
Had anovver, didn't love her.
Up the chimbley he did shove her.