Chicks' Own

What is all this red tape in the Library, anyhow?

There was an old lady named Russell. Who insisted on wearing a bustle;

When I was put wise,

I exclaimed with surprise.

"My goodness, I thought it was muscle."

A German went into a Dutch restaurant.

"Heil, Hitler!" he shouted at the waiter. The waiter made no reply.

"Don't you know that you should always reply to that salute?" demanded the German.

"Why? Hitler doesn't mean a thing to us here in Holland," replied the waiter.

"He may not now, but one of these days you may have our Leader in your country."'

"That is quite likely. We already have your Kaiser."