Savonarola.

Savonarola
Declined to wear a bowler,
Expressing the view that it was gammon.
To talk of serving God and mammon.

—Edmund Clerihew Bentley.

There was an old party of Lyme
Who married three wives at one time.
When asked: "Why the third?"
He replied: "One's absurd.
And bigamy, sir, is a crime."

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