Falling Leaves

Two ways of suppressing "Salient," Dr. Crowther: "What's that you're reading?"

Student: "Salient,' sir."

Dr. Crowther: "Very interesting, I'm sure, but put it away and read it afterwards, After all why come and sit on a particularly hard seat to read 'Salient' when you could stay away and read it in comfort?"

[Yes, why?—Ed.]

"What are you reading?"

"A newspaper, professor,"

"Whaaat?"

"A newspaper, professor,"

"Whaat newspaper"

"The College newspaper, professor,"

"Whaat?"

"'Salient,' professor,"

"Well, if you do that again you can go out and stay out.

(Prof. Adamson.)