Verdict

The management of the Cafeteria has pleasure in announcing the result of the Limerick competition. An entry from [unclear: 120] The Terrace was judged by a Committee or Gentlemen to be the most succinct.

A starring youngster named Joe
Was regrettably short as to dough Said he with a toff.
Boys I'm off to the Caff.
Just a bob, but cripes! What a blow!

Now for your week of free meals,120. Go to it!