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Your Chairwoman Says:

Dear sisters and other oppressed VUWTC'ers,

The time has come for your illustrious and benevolent leader to say a few words. Germain and I think things have gone pretty well this year, thanks to the efforts of our friend Lauchie - being a male doesn't appear to have affected his performance, and an enjoyable and worthwhile AIC was had by all. The Freshers' Trippe and Bushcraft seem to have b een equally successful.

Others have contributed by breasting forward this year - it would take too long to mention their names but we all know who they are. Many trips, accompanied by the occasional unplanned bivvy, have proved that sub-cutaneous fat is a definate advantage.

So it is up to us all sisters, to carry on the good work. Hope I have not proved too tiresome this year.

Yours,

Burn Your Bras.

A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude
Saw a man come along
And, unless I am wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.