Heels 1966
A Goodly Trippe
A Goodly Trippe.
Recipe for a good fit trip:-
Take one large Northern Orossing, suitably dried in the sun.
Take three keen peasants, preferably bursting with energy.
Take the 3.56 railcar to masterton.
Mix the peasants thoroughly in Mitre Flats Hut, sprinkling with mild oaths until 4 a.m. when they should be browned off.
At this stage the track should be pounded vigorously until all traces of keenness have disappeared
Bake in the sun at Tarn Rigde for 30 mins. Adding liberal quatitios of food and water.
Proceed to roll the resulting mess over the remaining tops into the Sth. Ohau.
At 7 p.m. insert the resulting jelly into a medium taxi and stew at Levin for ¾ hour.
Add transport to taste and serve with breakfast in bed next day
Note: The amount of hot air which the finished product liberates is quite remarkable.
.... Peter Radcliffe
Peasants: Alar Reid, Nigle Eggers, Peter Radcliff.
Misery | Is: | getting sconed by the winder on the cage. |
Misery | Is: | getting a pack full of white spirits |
Misery | Is: | snow caving with a broken shoves |
Misery | Is: | no bushmans friend for miles |
Misery | Is: | serventh in a six berth hut |
Misery | Is: | not getting lost in the Wakatikei before final |
Misery | Is: | sleeping out in a cloud burst. |
Misery | Is: | walking the length of Dunedin in the rush hour with an 80 lb pack. |
Happiness | Is: | Skating on frozen tarns |
Happiness | Is: | running down a shingle slide Manuka firewood |
Happiness | Is: | Finding a [unclear: trog] in the Wet Coast bush |