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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 15, Issue 2 (May 1, 1940.)

Brave Little Man

Brave Little Man.

Two men, one considerably smaller than the other, were crossing the street to enter a public house, when a youth on a bicycle flashed past them, operating a “buzzer” on the front wheel which emitted a particularly sharp raucous wail.

The smaller of the men gave a nervous jump, and his friend said, “Goodness, what a state you're in—fancy jumping like that for a bike?”

“Bike?” retorted the little man. “I wasn't afraid of no bicycle. I thought I heard my missus calling me!”

His Aunt: “I remember him as a little boy playing with boats in his bath!”

His Aunt: “I remember him as a little boy playing with boats in his bath!”