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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 14, Issue 8 (November 1939)
Assured
Assured.
He was very small and rather timid, and was being examined for life insurance. “You're not a fast liver, or a heavy drinker, or anything of that sort, are you?” asked the doctor.
The little man hesitated for a moment, and then replied nervously: “Well—er—I sometimes chew a little gum.”
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(By courtesy “Daily Mail,” London).
“A witness in a police court said that he thought a motorist had to have a car for a fortnight to see if he could drive before he got a license.”