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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 14, Issue 1 (April 1, 1939)
Surprise Gift
Surprise Gift.
Tobacconist: Well, madam? Some cigars for your husband to-day?
Kind Old Lady: Yes, I want a box like the Army officers smoke—er—ah—a good rank cigar, I suppose you'd call it.
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“That's Colonel Cragscales, the famous mountaineer, Sir, ‘E ain't ‘arf in a temper ‘cos the lift's out of order.”—The Humorist.