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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 13, Issue 8 (November 1, 1938)
A Precaution
A Precaution.
The party was fast and merry. A guest approached the host.
Guest: Many, many thanks for the excellent party, Mr. Chisholm.
Host: But, surely, you are not going yet when the fun is only just beginning.
Guest: No, but the party is so wonderful that I felt I must thank you whilst I could still recognise you.
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“I suppose you know that the favourite didn't win the big race to-day?” “No. I have no interest in racing.” “Well, you should have. Your housekeeping money was on it.”