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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 13, Issue 8 (November 1, 1938)

Some Very Old Scotch

Some Very Old Scotch.

Sandy was thinking of getting married but wanted to be sure that the girl of his choice was thrifty.

So one night when out walking with her, he said, “Maggie, I ken a lassie that reads for ‘oors in her bed at nicht and wastes a lot of gas. Do you read in bed?”

“Only when it's a moonlicht nicht,” she replied. A week later they were married.

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