Lady Pupil (after smash up): “Do I need much more before I am able to drive?”

Dejected Instructor: “About a dozen more.”

Lady Pupil: “Lessons?”

Dejected Instructor: “No, cars.”

* * *

A Bright Boy.

Professor: “John, name a collective noun.”

John: “A vacuum cleaner.”

* * *

Yes, Indeed.

There is always a tie between a father and son, says a Rotarian speaker, and if there is, you can wager the son is wearing it.

* * *

A Free Lesson.

Judge: “How did you beat the witness in this frightful manner?”

Accused: “Come outside and I will show you!”

* * *

Soup for Nuts.

“Yes, I know fish is brain food, but I don't care so much for fish. Isn't there some other brain food?”

“Well, there's noodle soup.”