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Blubber and Whale.

Comparative consanguinity to the Bay of Whales is good sales talk too. There's something about a whale that lingers in the imagination, especially when it has been separated from its bath-water for a long time. The word “whale” reminds one of Moby Dick, and also of Jonah (who possessed inside information about whales), and his wife (who possessed inside information about Jonah). There's something romantic about the cry, “Thar she blows!” provided it's not the caliphont. We believe that a stuffed whale hung over the High Commissioner's door would go big and add considerably to our prestige as a fisherman's paradise.