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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 12, Issue 12 (March 1, 1938.)

Betty's Revenge

Betty's Revenge.

Little Betty: “The dentist wasn't painless, mummy.”

Mother: “Why, dear, did he hurt you?”

Betty: “No. But I hurt him when I bit his finger.”

—Humorist. Holiday-maker: “Now It's Quite a cushy job. All you have to do is to get a platform ticket and come and sit in our compartment until just before the train starts. Then my friend and I will have it all to ourselves.”

—Humorist.
Holiday-maker: “Now It's Quite a cushy job. All you have to do is to get a platform ticket and come and sit in our compartment until just before the train starts. Then my friend and I will have it all to ourselves.”