The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 11, Issue 5 (August 1, 1936)
A Cook's Retort
A Cook's Retort.
Mistress: I saw the milkman kiss you this morning, Sohpie. Hereafter I'll take the milk in myself.
Cook: It won't do you no good, mum. He's promised not to love nobody but me.
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