The Landlord's Dilemma.

The steward of the estate embezzled a large sum of money. “Get rid of him at once,” advised an Englishman, “Keep him on and deduct the sum from his wages,” said a Scotchman. “But,” said the landlord, “the sum he has embezzled is far bigger than his wages.” “Then raise his wages,” suggested an Irishman.

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