They Agreed on That.

Three deaf old gentlemen were in a railway carriage on the way to London.

The one nearest the carriage window looked out when the train came to a standstill.

“It's Wembley,” he said.

The second man shook his head.

“No, it's Thursday,” he replied.

“Thirsty?” said the third deaf man.

“So am I. Let's all get out and have a drink.”

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