The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 8, Issue 3 (July 1, 1933)
Outlay and “Lay-out.”
Outlay and “Lay-out.”
With clothes as with cards, the right suit in the wrong place oft' creates confusion of allusion. Jockeys in plus-fours are minus-twos. A “hard hitter” reduces Bill the basher into a soft-soaper. Brogues are conducive to foot-and-mouth disease in Irishmen and loose fitting pockets scandalise Scotsmen; which seems to prove that clothes are the “alter ego” which alter ego. Thus Desmond the diver, who during the week feels half-seas under and is subject to that sinking feeling and submergence of personality in his submarine suiting, regains the surface on Sunday by wearing a bare face and breathing his air straight. Footmen dress like horsemen when they foot it. Land agents spend Sunday dressed like deep sea sailors, and drapers get a kick out of undraping and seeing the sea dressed as frugally as a Scotch salad.