Family Names.

Visitor: “What a big family you have, Mrs. Jones.”

Mrs. Jones: “Yes'm, and the funny thing is that all their names begin with a haitch. There's 'Orace, 'Erbert, 'Enry, 'Ugh, 'Ubert, 'Arold, 'Arriet, and 'Etty—all except the last one, and we 'ad 'er named Halice.”

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