The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 7, Issue 1 (May 1, 1932.)
New Zealand in Short
New Zealand in Short.
The whole is surrounded by water for as far as a ship can reach without getting wrecked. New Zealand is so singularly scenic that railway trains spend all their time running from one attraction to another. New Zealand, in addition to butter and wool, meat and cheese, produces in tourists an irresistible impulse to write to the papers about it. Tourists who previously thought that New Zealand was seal oil or a brand of cheese have been carried onto their ships prostrated with foot and mouth disease and writer's cramp through trying to express their reactions to our attractions. Some things are too utter to utter. And that, in short, is New Zealand in short.