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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 6, Issue 5 (November 2, 1931)
How's That?
How's That?
Esau Wood saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. Indeed, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw, until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood.
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The teacher was examining the class in physiology.
“Mary, you tell us,” she asked; “what is the function of the stomach?”
“The function of the stomach,” the little girl answered, “is to hold up the petticoat.”
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“Sam, Ah jes' seen a alligator eatin’ our younges’ chile.”
“Sho’, nuff? You know, Ah thought sump'n been gittin’ our chillun!”—Life.
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“The Irish Express.”
“Oi've often t'ought if there were no trains stopping as they rush through the stations, there'd be no stations, and then where would we go to catch the trains?”