The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 5, Issue 8 (February 1, 1931)
The Hopeful Angler
The Hopeful Angler.
“How many fish have you caught, Uncle?” asked an observer of an old man fishing on the bank of a stream. “Well, sir,” answered the angler thoughtfully, “if I catch this one I'm after, and two more, I'll have three.”
Caution.
“Does the express stop here?”
“Well, the timetable says it do, the stationmaster says it do, and the signals says it do, and if it don't it looks to me as if there'll be a norful row.”