Her Catch.

“Has you made all arrangements for your marriage, Mandy?”

“Well not quite all, Dinah. I's got to buy a trooso, an’ rent a house an’ get my husband a job, an’ get some regular washin’ work to do. An’ when them's done ah kin name the happy day.”

Mistaken Identity:
“Oh, I say—are you Father Christmas?”

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