The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 5, Issue 6 (October 1, 1930)
Trumped!
Trumped!
First urchin: “My father's 'ad 'is photograph taken.”
Second urchin: “That's nothing. My father's 'ad 'is finger-prints took.”
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Said the toastmaster to the next speaker: “Shall I call on you, William, or shall I let them enjoy themselves awhile?”