The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 5, Issue 6 (October 1, 1930)
Different
Different.
Census Taker: “What is your Husband's name?”
Mrs. Murphy: “Pat.”
Census Taker: “I want his full name.”
Mrs. Murphy: “Well, when he's full, he thinks he's Gene Tunney.”
* * *
“Waiter,” the diner said, “there's a dead fly swimming in this soup.”
“Impossible, sir,” said the waiter stiffly, “a dead fly can't swim.”