The Railway Reps.

But if things look really all black we always have the Railways to fall back on; the Railways reek Rugby, for are not railway servants constantly on the TRAIN? Do they not “find the line” invariably, never miss their “passes,” obey the whistle without question, run straight and fast (although they can side-track neatly when required), have got the “goods” all along the line, and are equally efficient whether they “follow the sun” or run up the line in “Daylight Limited”; the Railways are full of ’Prentices and Porters, and you will always find railway footballers in the van.

With these few words, dear reader, let us touch down and take the ball home.