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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 5, Issue 2 (June 2, 1930)

Platform Humour

Platform Humour.

Reveller (on railway station, gazing at barometer): “Can you see the time by the clock?”

His Friend: “Eight shtone four.”

Reveller: “That'sh done it. I've missed my train.”

Altering the Colour Scheme. “What do you think of these British footballers, Pita?” “By chove! I t'ink t'ey might make t’ Orra Bracks go white, but when t'ey meet t’ Maori I t'ink t’ Britisher go brue.”

Altering the Colour Scheme.
“What do you think of these British footballers, Pita?”
“By chove! I t'ink t'ey might make t’ Orra Bracks go white, but when t'ey meet t’ Maori I t'ink t’ Britisher go brue.”

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