The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 1, Issue 6 (October 24, 1926)
Merely Ornamental
Merely Ornamental.
“They tell me you have a model husband Mrs. Hicks.”
“Yes, sir, but ‘e ain't a working’ model.”
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This is the way to write a thoroughly angry business letter:—
“Sir,—My typist, being a lady, cannot take down what I think of you. I, being a gentleman, cannot write it. You, being neither, can guess it all.”