There was a young man of Saint-B.
Who was terribly stung by a wasp
When asked Does it hurt
He said Yes it does,
He can do it again if he likes.

There was a young man with yelo pages
whose feet stretched through the Middle Ages
He wanted to catch them
He couldnt touch them
Ended up boiling eggs in a parking building
Yolked up the cracks with quick welding
He couldnt be bothered
so he sat in the ceiling
and did the job in easy stages with a unicycle.

I thought I saw
a Spatagodoneodiencientichaoequercituvbat
Oh what it was!
Oh fancy that!