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The Book of Bob by Seven Pillars of Wisdom [1937]

Song of Tories

Song of Tories.

Sham with chorus of Citizens.

Sham:

The working man, the shirking man
Whose shirt is foul and [unclear: gery]
We hate his honest sweat
Like any decent Tory.
We don't want the fellahs who
Haven't got the savour
of a College Varsity
Or old School Flavour.

Chorus:

We are the A 1 Breed
True to the core
Products of graft and greed,
God help the poor......
We are the anags
Who wave the flags
And serve the status quo
And any cad who [unclear: doesn't]
Mustn't hang around
The portals of our show.

(Enter Bob - slinks to centre stage [unclear: a] hisses, spurnings, jeers, [unclear: ila] [unclear: ors] off stage other side)

Curtain

Time Marches On.

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Light & amber Blue Spot