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Opening Chorus

Tune: The Varsity Drag

Up goes the curtain
On come the lights
Nothing is certain
The author rewrites
That's the way with every varsity show

Political figures
We antagonise
Guffaws and sniggers
Cut them to size
Over 90 years of varsity shows

Whitehouse, Hall
Carrad and Meek
Stewart and Cohen too
Leicester, Leary
Bollinger and Sheat
Curtin to name a few

Extravaganza?
Who wants a degree?
As long as we're able
We'll go on the spree
That's the way to start a varsity
Just the way to start a varsity
Same old way to start a varsity show