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At last the 69 Extravaganza

List of All Bodies in Extrav, Some of them Gratuitous

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List of All Bodies in Extrav, Some of them Gratuitous

  • Mike Adeane/Acting

    Some say he is the Secretary to the Queen.

  • Tony Backhouse/Music, Musical Director, Bass

    A naive young scholar filled with boyish wonder.

  • Tim Bannatyne/Acting, Advertising Salesman

    What profiteth it a man if he gain his soul but loseth the whole world?

  • Jane Benefield/Make-up

    I got into make-up quite by accident, I really wanted to be a submarine commander.

  • Alison Blanche/Make-up, General Dogsbody

    My job is changing the blotting paper at the [unclear: bank]

  • Dan Bradshaw/?

    Over the years I have learned to hate your sensitive face.

  • Rick Bryant/Script, Technical Director

    Also a bad joke.

  • Jenny Clarke

    This foreign agent is enjoying a well earned vacation.

  • John Clarke/Acting, Script

    I have got a diploma in forced smiling.

  • Chris Clayton/Acting

    You too can have features like mine.

  • Debbie Dentice/Acting

    What manner of woman was this?

  • Lindsay Fields/Acting

    Anybody can be a success but it takes real guts to be a failure.

  • Peter Graham/Acting

    All right then if it makes you happy you are one of the world's top ten best dressed men.

  • Robert Goldblatt/Assistant Stage Manager

    I was told by the producer to say only nice things about the backstage people.

  • Sid Gowland/Acting

    What do you think of my new suit? It could have possibilities if you paid someone fifty seven pounds a week to sponge and press it day and night for thirty five years.

  • Errol Greaves/Backstage

    Has anybody seen a judo black belt.?

  • Kerry Greer/Backstage

    With this instrument we can grasp a single moment of thought and examine it for months, years if necessary.

  • Richard Greenfield/Backstage

    It is known that on the day he was born all clocks in the Western Hemisphere stopped ticking for thirty five seconds.

  • Virginia Heath/Backstage

    I washed my brain last night and I can't do a thing with it.

  • Nigel Hyde/Scripts

    If I had 100,000 Irish Labourers at my beck and call I could do marvellous things.

  • Jeff Jamieson/Acting

    Have you any complaints about the way you were treated?

  • Gil Janson/Backstage

    Years of living on handouts and Social Security has powerfully developed my natural animal cunning.

  • Barbara Keen/Cast

    Treated with kindness and consideration she would serve you well.

  • Sandy Kelly/Choregrapher

    She has many sterling qualities I overlooked in the heat of the moment.

  • Jeff Kennedy/Drums

    Never mind there are plenty more where he came from.

  • Bill Lake/Backstage

    I'm too tired to hit you today, instead I'll take you to lunch at an Indian Restaurant.

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  • Liz Latham/Typing

    So equipped with a cheap plastic covered diary she sets out in the secret of happiness.

  • Debbie Logan/Backstage

    Today I met a sage who knows her onions.

  • Ian MacDonald/Music

    Turning the corner he is confronted by a gnome, one of whose feet is imprisoned in the case of a cheap alarm clock.

  • Mike MacDonald/Acting

    Since he has been successful he has stopped talking to himself.

  • Hugh McPhail/Backstage

    Fish are more cunning than animals.

  • Lynda MacPherson/Cast

    Such sweet lights have not often shone.

  • Lindi Mason/Cast

    We English consider it bad form to shoot flowers.

  • Simon Morris/Production, Script Music, Acting, Guitar

    Normally I don't hit men wearing glasses but as yours are machined from the finest laminated tungsten steel with double convex plastic lenses I may be compelled to deviate from this archaic ruling.

  • Julie Needham/Costumes and Props

    I am told that if the waitress doesn't like you she writes $72 at the bottom of your order — you can guess what that means.

  • Peter Needham/Scripts

    I must go and consult my class rule to see what choice I have....

  • Jim Nolan/Stage Manager

    I have been told to be nicest of all to him because without him and 50,000 others the show would never have gone on.

  • Vicki Norman/Cast

    There is the Hunt Ballroom and there are working men going about their menial tasks with good humour.

  • Chris Pointon/Backstage

    But then in those days we sent them white feathers and the bloody artillery was three days late.

  • Steve Robinson/Guitar

    Do you believe in free love? Free love? I've always had to pay for it one way or another.

  • Julie Sargeson/Cast

    Cooking with wine is Ok but if you use methylated spirits you get that extra home cooked touch.

  • Annabel Sherratt/Cast

    Prior to moving into your igloo with your peasant family have you and questions?

  • Jim Sinclair/ Backstage

  • John Sinclair/Backstage

    This man is trying to hypnotise a bird while his brother finds it more rewarding to stand with his back to a mirror than turn around quickly to see if he can catch a glimpse of the back of his head.

  • Rachel Stace/Makeup

    But today she can't tell the difference between throwing and bowling.

  • Bill Turner/Stage Electrician, Lighting and Lightning

    I always open my mouth wide when I am drinking to keep the stuff from touching my teeth and dissolving the enamel.

  • Ken White/Alto Horn, Music Script

    We are a fair people and we don't treat our servitors like the animals they are.

  • Helene Wong/Cast

    There is nothing wrong with our sight transmission ... we have traced the fault to the shoddy condition of your cheap set.

  • Pam Wearne/Cast

    Good morning mice!

  • Nick Woods/Acting

    Thank you Miss Teen Princess 1966!

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