At last the 69 Extravaganza
List of All Bodies in Extrav, Some of them Gratuitous
List of All Bodies in Extrav, Some of them Gratuitous
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Mike Adeane/Acting
Some say he is the Secretary to the Queen.
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Tony Backhouse/Music, Musical Director, Bass
A naive young scholar filled with boyish wonder.
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Tim Bannatyne/Acting, Advertising Salesman
What profiteth it a man if he gain his soul but loseth the whole world?
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Jane Benefield/Make-up
I got into make-up quite by accident, I really wanted to be a submarine commander.
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Alison Blanche/Make-up, General Dogsbody
My job is changing the blotting paper at the [unclear: bank]
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Dan Bradshaw/?
Over the years I have learned to hate your sensitive face.
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Rick Bryant/Script, Technical Director
Also a bad joke.
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Jenny Clarke
This foreign agent is enjoying a well earned vacation.
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John Clarke/Acting, Script
I have got a diploma in forced smiling.
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Chris Clayton/Acting
You too can have features like mine.
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Debbie Dentice/Acting
What manner of woman was this?
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Lindsay Fields/Acting
Anybody can be a success but it takes real guts to be a failure.
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Peter Graham/Acting
All right then if it makes you happy you are one of the world's top ten best dressed men.
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Robert Goldblatt/Assistant Stage Manager
I was told by the producer to say only nice things about the backstage people.
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Sid Gowland/Acting
What do you think of my new suit? It could have possibilities if you paid someone fifty seven pounds a week to sponge and press it day and night for thirty five years.
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Errol Greaves/Backstage
Has anybody seen a judo black belt.?
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Kerry Greer/Backstage
With this instrument we can grasp a single moment of thought and examine it for months, years if necessary.
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Richard Greenfield/Backstage
It is known that on the day he was born all clocks in the Western Hemisphere stopped ticking for thirty five seconds.
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Virginia Heath/Backstage
I washed my brain last night and I can't do a thing with it.
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Nigel Hyde/Scripts
If I had 100,000 Irish Labourers at my beck and call I could do marvellous things.
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Jeff Jamieson/Acting
Have you any complaints about the way you were treated?
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Gil Janson/Backstage
Years of living on handouts and Social Security has powerfully developed my natural animal cunning.
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Barbara Keen/Cast
Treated with kindness and consideration she would serve you well.
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Sandy Kelly/Choregrapher
She has many sterling qualities I overlooked in the heat of the moment.
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Jeff Kennedy/Drums
Never mind there are plenty more where he came from.
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Bill Lake/Backstage
I'm too tired to hit you today, instead I'll take you to lunch at an Indian Restaurant.
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Liz Latham/Typing
So equipped with a cheap plastic covered diary she sets out in the secret of happiness.
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Debbie Logan/Backstage
Today I met a sage who knows her onions.
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Ian MacDonald/Music
Turning the corner he is confronted by a gnome, one of whose feet is imprisoned in the case of a cheap alarm clock.
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Mike MacDonald/Acting
Since he has been successful he has stopped talking to himself.
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Hugh McPhail/Backstage
Fish are more cunning than animals.
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Lynda MacPherson/Cast
Such sweet lights have not often shone.
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Lindi Mason/Cast
We English consider it bad form to shoot flowers.
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Simon Morris/Production, Script Music, Acting, Guitar
Normally I don't hit men wearing glasses but as yours are machined from the finest laminated tungsten steel with double convex plastic lenses I may be compelled to deviate from this archaic ruling.
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Julie Needham/Costumes and Props
I am told that if the waitress doesn't like you she writes $72 at the bottom of your order — you can guess what that means.
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Peter Needham/Scripts
I must go and consult my class rule to see what choice I have....
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Jim Nolan/Stage Manager
I have been told to be nicest of all to him because without him and 50,000 others the show would never have gone on.
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Vicki Norman/Cast
There is the Hunt Ballroom and there are working men going about their menial tasks with good humour.
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Chris Pointon/Backstage
But then in those days we sent them white feathers and the bloody artillery was three days late.
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Steve Robinson/Guitar
Do you believe in free love? Free love? I've always had to pay for it one way or another.
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Julie Sargeson/Cast
Cooking with wine is Ok but if you use methylated spirits you get that extra home cooked touch.
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Annabel Sherratt/Cast
Prior to moving into your igloo with your peasant family have you and questions?
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Jim Sinclair/ Backstage
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John Sinclair/Backstage
This man is trying to hypnotise a bird while his brother finds it more rewarding to stand with his back to a mirror than turn around quickly to see if he can catch a glimpse of the back of his head.
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Rachel Stace/Makeup
But today she can't tell the difference between throwing and bowling.
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Bill Turner/Stage Electrician, Lighting and Lightning
I always open my mouth wide when I am drinking to keep the stuff from touching my teeth and dissolving the enamel.
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Ken White/Alto Horn, Music Script
We are a fair people and we don't treat our servitors like the animals they are.
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Helene Wong/Cast
There is nothing wrong with our sight transmission ... we have traced the fault to the shoddy condition of your cheap set.
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Pam Wearne/Cast
Good morning mice!
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Nick Woods/Acting
Thank you Miss Teen Princess 1966!
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