The Welfare State

If men could do just as they wish
We'd have a pretty kettle of fish
The fun would last a while perhaps
But then society would collapse.
So certain books may not be read
And certain words may never be said.
And certain ends may not be gained
Unless permission has been obtained
You cannot ask the time of day
Unless the Government says you may.

You can't do this, you can't do that
The cat may not sit on the mat
And Q may not come after P
Without the proper authority.
Two and two may not make four
Without a permit, and furthermore
The rustle of spring may not be heard
Unless a licence has been conferred.
You cannot shout hip hip for-ray
Unless the Government says you may.

Your hair may not begin to grey
Unless the Government says it may.