It's a Wonderful Day

It's a wonderful day in Kuri Puku Bay.
We're quite famous folks since our David Brown went away.
The Town Hall's mortgaged up to the hilt
So this monument here could be built
To our pride and joy
Mrs. Brown's little boy
Though born on the wrong side of the quilt
Has made us so famous that everyone's coming to stay
For a roll in the hay and the grog we purvey in Kuri Puku Bay.

Great jubilation was evidenced today in Kuri Puku Bay on return of local hero Dave Brown. Sobering thought however, was the town's monumental subject's report on Big City Life.