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Vat 59. May 18-June 1, 1959

Playway Song

Playway Song

Playway's the modern kind of teaching that a modern child enjoys;
Instead of learning mathematics we can play around with toys.
Playway's a fine education
Every kid loves it.
We say with no hesitation
We're gonna be the flower of the nation.
Playway says teacher ought to treat a kid exactly like a pal,
What's more, he's got to know that every one's an individual,
Deep down we want to be trusted—
We won't abuse it
If we do, don't be disgusted,
At least you know we'll be well adjusted.
Playways the most important privilege that any kiddy has
Keep us from spelling and arithmetic and any of that jazz.
Keep us from spelling
Keep us from arithmetic
Keep us from that jazz
'Cause Playway's all we has.

Holmes presented annual report of Plai Wai Board and parents were assailed with hard facts re school's scholastic, sporting and cultural achievements. Further evidence of year's work was shown with school concert wherein pupils entertained assembly with ballet and song.

During concert Dave (Gin Grafter) Brown tried to make a break, was spotted by Walter (Hawk-Eye) Nash and held, pending arrival of uniformed police. A spot of fast talking enabled Brown family to give authority the slip.