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Victoria University of Wellington. Extravaganza 1958. "The Paye Off."

Regulations (Under the Players' Act 1958)

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Regulations (Under the Players' Act 1958)

The pursuance and exercise of powers in that behalf contained in Section 999 of the Players' Act 1958 and all other powers and notorieties, it disabling in that behalf the Victoria University Extravaganza, a racy organization, within the meaning of the said Act (hereinafter referred to as the said Extrav.) doth hereby revoke all doctrines and rules of the Law Common, Canon, Ecclesiastical and Statutory which may have affected them and in substitution therefor doth issue the following Regulations concerning the Ingress Egress and Undress of all clients to this theatre.

1.These regulations shall come into force on the date of the same being published in "True Confessions."
2.In these Regulations the words "Player," "Production" and "Sport" do not mean what you think, so wipe that smutty leer off your face.
3.The following persons shall be and are hereby excluded from the Theatre herein mentioned while the same is in use for any purpose whatsoever, this including the double bed in the upstairs box.
(a)Those who have not and do not intend to make any donation to the Student Union Building; (b) Those who have no sense of humour; (c) Teetotalers, Celibates, and all maids desirous of retaining a reputation for innocence and unsullied virtue; (d) Sir Barnyard and Lady Shocker.
4.The Management hastens to grant admission to and would like to see backstage afterwards:
(a)All persons having in their possession Whisky, Grog, or liquor; (b) Diana Dors; (c) Marilyn Monroe; (d) Anita Eckberg.
5.All past students, graduates and other rogues, Tipsters, Pickpockets, Rascals, Scoundrels and Knaves are welcome on condition that they split 50/50 with the management the proceeds of their night's operations.
6.The management reserves the right to comment on the over sufficiency of any player's dress and to remove any surplus in order that the interests of sport may not be frustrated.
7.In order to aid production the lights in the Theatre will be extinguished between intervals. Patrons with scruples are warned to keep their eyes steadfastly to the front.
8.In pursuance of a resolution passed by the Extrav Committee, this meeting is conducted under the auspices of the Players' Act 1958. Patrons are reminded that if they destroy their tickets when the Siren passes it does not matter because the tickets are worthless.

The foregoing Regulations of the Victoria University Extrav. were made and passed by the stewed of the Committee, 30th day of February, 1958, and signed by the chairman and Secretary.

D. B. Lager, Chairman.

X. X. X. X. Whycato, Secretary.