Police Evidence

Two Policemen:
Knecking in a corner,
With a popsie by my side,
Knecking in a corner,
Where there's nowhere she can hide
When there's a welcome on the mat
I take off my coat and hat.
We always win, we always win,
For we are under Sidney's wing;
We always win, we always win,
For we are under Sidney's wing.

Knecking in a corner
Of a brand-new motor car,
With no one there to warn her
If I start to go too far.
When I snuggle in the porch,
I don't need my policeman's torch.
I always win, I always win, etc.

Knecking in a corner
When the lights are turned down low,
Knecking in a corner,
With the signal set at go.
When I start to make the pace,
Then she never slaps me on the face.
We always win, we always win, etc.