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"Up the Poll"

Or

"Somebody Up There Doesn't Like Me"

Original Script and Lyrics by Frank Curtin

Adaptation and Additional Dialogue by Ian Rich and Bill Sheat and others

A Prologue in Song

Act One

Scene 1	The Year 127 A.D. (Atom Domini)
Scene 2	Mount Olympus—Home of the Gods
Scene 3	Office of the Ministry of 'ealth
Scene 4	Rational Party Conference
Scene 5	Kelburn Park

Act Two

Scene 1	Royal Commission on Love in Session
Scene 2	The Screen of Your Own Television Set
Scene 3	The Majestic Cabaret, or Cabaret Cabana*