It's all so too, too, too

Crooks—
5 Arty-crafty artists, arty-crafty artists, arty as can be
We waste our time on the wherefores and whys of it,
We like art and that's about the size of it,
People say that art demoralises use, lead us to a life of shame,
Learned critics try to criticise us, psycho-analyse us,
Darlings what a game! They don't know Coward taught us
So their quips distraught us
Hurt us through and through.
When they say "go low brow,"
We have got the know-how.
We are artists true.