Things my Daughter Taught me

Sally—
I'm a maiden sweet and pure,
And in spite of my allure,
When a guy decides to try I cry 'No, no!'
'Cause I remember all the things my daughter taught me,
And believe me honey . . . Fanny ought to know!

O I don't believe in sin;
I take water with my gin;
When they pass the whiskey flask I cry 'No, no!'
Cause I remember, etc . . .

When a Texas oil magnate,
Comes to ask me for a date,
If the bore begins to paw, I cry 'No, no!'
Cause I remember, etc . . .

When a Boston millionaire
Runs his fingers through my hair
If the cash begins to pash I cry 'No, no!'
Cause I remember, etc . . .

When a noble English peer
Starts to whisper in my ear,
If Debrett begins to pet I cry 'No, no!'
Cause I remember all, etc . . .

When a Yankee from up in Maine
Tries to ruin my good name,
To this Yankee hanky panky I cry No, no!
Cause I remember all, etc . . .