It's Great to be a Councillor

I am the Mayor as you can see,
Just pull my chain and you'll drown me.
With Elections near I'll keep my seat
Make the road to power a one-way street.

You II never fly high from Rongotai
It won't be built until you die.
Now homes aren't scare round here today
We're building them in Evans Bay.

Don't take your girl out in the dark,
'Cos you won't find a place to park.
We've done a lot and that's not all
We've just built half a new Town Hall.

If you've no brains there's jobs galore
You can easily be a councillor.