Devil:

I'm a devil of a joker, I drink and swear,
Chew tobacco and play at poker,
Ride on trams and pay no fare,
Which goes to show I'm a devil of a joker.
Hell's teeth,
Yes, sirree,
My heart is as hard as tapioca.
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Hell to pay,
I'm a devil of a joker am I.

We like to grin and hoot and frown,
Our system runs with great simplicity;
Hellevators all lead down
And the whole show's run by Hellectricity.
Hell's bells,
Yes, sirree,
Our morals have a maximum hellasticity.
Rub-a-dub-dub,
That's how we manage our show. Hell!