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Capping 1932. Victoria University College. April 30th, May 2nd and 3rd, 1932.

Make your Unemployment Profitable! — Be a Statesman and Earn while you Sleep!

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Make your Unemployment Profitable!

Be a Statesman and Earn while you Sleep!

Our Course Will Show You!

Anything Can Understand It!

Lang, De Valera, Mussolini, Stalin and Lloyd George have done it. Guy Fawkes nearly did it!

Why Not You?

See What Satisfied Students Say:
  • No. 666.—"I was made Minister of Red Tape this morning, with a large staff of Tape Worms, and am all tied up in my work. Will pay you when the Worms turn."
  • No. 142857.—"Thanks to you I am such a hot favourite that the Governmental Geysers are firing me off to the Ottawa Conflagration."
  • No. 1933.—"Thanks to your course I have enough private secretaries to form a Basketball Team."
  • No. XXX.—"I owed it entirely to you that I became a Parliamentary Potiontate and found my way into Bellamy's.

    Now I owe Bellamy's.

    Please send lessons on 'How to Become a Vodka Boatman.'"

Don't waste any more time of your own! Mail a used cigarette coupon for a free Specimen Lesson "How to Leave Things Undone."

Remember, nothing to do is better than half a loaf!

We do the Work and leave the Rest to you!

We cater for Undergraduates and Overgraduates.

Be a Leningraduate of Idle-De-Diddle Irresponsible School.

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