Victoria University College Capping Carnival, 1921. "Done to Death"
Cast of Characters
Cast of Characters.
Mack Sennett (a photographer) | A. C. Mazengarb |
"Give me comedy. Since Shakespeare's day, more than a thousand actors have played Hamlet. No wonder he is crazy"—H. L. Mencken:
Joliffe (a sensible censor) | W. Pringle |
"A censor incensed is in no sense essential."
—Havelock Ellis.
Bernard Shaw (a creation of Shakespeare's) | L. R. Riddell |
"A young man does not need a university education to be an ass nowadays."
—C. Q. Pope.
Ro-Binson Cru-So (the bridegroom to be) | C. Gamble |
"Robinson Crusoe, the millionaire,
He wouldn't have wine or wife,
He couldn't endure complexity:
He lived the simple life.
W. W. Jacobs (an alcoholic medium) | R. A. Tonkin |
"Eliza Smith always hated me
Because I told better lies than he did
And so he trapped me and tickled me to death with a hay-rick."—Spoon Fed Anthology.
Miss Faber-Smith (a seminary sempstress) | Miss F. Cameron |
"A very multiplicity of clipped negations."
—The unpublished works of Charles Wilson.
Algernon Charles Swinburne (a poet) | B Egley |
"His soul was conscious of "something missing"
Which neither clothes could give, nor kissing."—I. L. G. Sutherland.
Mrs Sticket (a social event) | Miss M. Willcocks |
"She walks, the lady of my delight
A shepherdess of sheep".—Alice Meynell.
Lulu Sticket (her daughter, a victim of blood) | Miss Nancy Wilson |
"In times like these, unchaperoned of skinny ma,
Our finished daughters seek the darkling kinema."—Gilbert Frankau
Constable O'Flynn (her drunken father) | P. J. Smith |
"A little boy bound up in blue,
Who's fond, as they all are, of snoozing,
In fact—just between me and you—
He's not above quietly boozing.""Songs I have seen in the Spike."